We've all heard the rumors. Everyone's had a buddy who's dated a "Crazy" stripper. We've heard him talk about how much drama she was, and how insane she made his life.

And its true, there are some genuinely CRAZY strippers out there that can make your life buck-wild. But you never hear about the NORMAL ones. (Yes, there are probably just as many normal girls who strip as there are crazy ones.)

But see, no one ever talks about them!

Why?

Because they're too busy leading a happy life to complain! And in this day and age, unless you complain, you can't get heard. I know many strippers who are wonderful women, and make great girlfriends and wives. It IS possible! You just have to know how to screen them.

See, if you meet a stripper in the club, you have to know one very important thing... Strippers LIE!!! They lie all the time. You can never really trust anything a stripper EVER tells you in the club. This is because they try to distance themselves from the customers by not really sharing any personal information. Most strippers won't even give you their real NAMES, for God's Sake.

But this is actually a GOOD THING, believe it or not. Because if you can get a stripper to just share 1 little truth about themselves in the club, you'll have distinguished yourself from every other chump in there. And the more truthful the stripper is, the more you can tell whether or not she is one of the "crazy" ones.

Once a stripper opens up to you, she just won't stop talking. Here are the things to look out for...

1. Stories of extended drug abuse. And I'm not talking about Pot here, I'm talking about the hard-core stuff.

2. Stories of criminal activities.

3. Stories of insane boyfriends.

If you encounter any of these: RUN FOR THE HILLS! These are the three biggest warning signs your stripper is one of the CRAZY ones. But let's say you find one that is normal and fits the bill.

What do you do then?

Well, if you don't know my tried and true "how to pick up strippers without spending a ton of money" tactics, you could very well SCREW UP YOUR CHANCES all together. See, there's a funny thing about strippers...

Most of them don't care how tall you are, how old you are, how you look, or what the color of your skin is.

Most of them are HIGHLY in touch with their sexuality, and they just need a man who knows the right things to do and the right way to treat them. In my book, Stripper Secrets, I SPILL THE BEANS about how to date strippers and live a life that would make most pimps jealous. This is true PLAYER material here.