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By David DeAngelo (Q&A Session)
***QUESTION***
I've been reading your emails for about two months now, and I love your stuff! Very interesting and enlightening. But I have a conundrum that brings up a good question.
I'm 32 years old, married for 10 years, three kids, suburban house, white picket fence, 3.2 pets in the house, yadda yadda (The .2 pet is just a pitiful thing, hobbling around on two legs ...) Kidding. Anyway, I read in an earlier email that your ideas and methods work even in a marriage relationship, and that you can still build attraction even with someone you've been with forever. Now, if what I am reading is correct, your core concept of attraction has to do with mystery and anticipation, rather than chivalry and "niceness." Now, this lady has seen me with my pants down around my ankles with a fly swatter and a jar of peanut butter (figuratively speaking); how can I build anticipation and mystery when she knows me so well? If I try the three minute kiss test thing, she gonna slap my hand and say "Stop playing with my hair; I just had it colored! Go take out the garbage! And stop playing with the peanut butter!" Any insight would be a help!
Thanks!
D.C. Northern CA
>>>David D's Answer:
"...a conundrum that brings up a good question"?
She's gonna SLAP YOUR HAND?
And tell you to go take out the garbage?
Dude, you're in major trouble. I've heard of men in your position waking up with a key part of their anatomy missing. It's not pretty. From the sounds of it, you may already be missing some of this aforementioned equipment. Better check.
I'll tell you what..
You have two basic choices:
1) Buy your wife some new pants and yourself a new skirt, because it's obvious that this is what she's expecting.
2) Remove your high-heels, your apron, and your WUSSY ATTITUDE, and HE-BITCH-MAN-SLAP yourself IMMEDIATELY!
Man, WAKE UP.
I know, I know.. I don't like to talk about marriage and relationships. Again, I just couldn't help myself. Look, Mystery and Anticipation don't have anything to do with you walking around with your pants down carrying a fly swatter and a jar of peanut butter. It has to do with how you communicate with her.. how you touch her.. how you kiss her.. and how you behave. You obviously need to learn this stuff. And by they way, what the hell are you doing walking around in front of your wife with your pants down carrying, OF ALL THINGS, a fly swatter and PEANUT BUTTER?
Sounds to me like there's something you're not sharing with us.
And I'm not going even speculate.
I'm scared.
David DeAngelo is the author of "Double Your Dating - What Every Man Should Know About How To Be Successful With Women", and has taught thousands of men how to be more successful with women and dating.
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