Online Profile Narratives That Stand Out (Part Two Of Two)

In part one of this series we discovered a major reason why most people have boring, generic online profiles. Simply put, we do what we're told. When asked to write "About me and who I'm looking for" (a la Match.com), that's exactly what we do.

As in-that's what all of us do, it seems.

So as mentioned last time, we already know that you can dramatically increase your online profile's effectiveness by rephrasing the questions more interestingly.

But I promised yet another killer way to make your profile read differently. And this one is used by so few people out there that you will instantly separate yourself from the herd should you try what I'm about to tell you. You see, the inherent problem is that the profile narrative is a writing assignment...literally. Filling it out reminds us-at best-of completing a job application. And at worst, it feels a lot like writing an "essay" did back in junior high.

So subconsciously, many of us write as if we're going to be graded. It's almost as if someone at Match.com has a big red pen ready to scrawl disparaging notes in the virtual margin of our profiles.

Either that or, well...some people just never were all that good with essays at all so they're star crossed from step one. If you can't spell, punctuate and/or agree in gender, number and case...well then you're hurtin' for certain. And let's face it...MOST of us (except for the freakish weirdos amongst us who think blogging is fun) really don't look forward to writing "essays" anyway.

So what to do? After all, without a killer profile narrative you're online presence suffers in a big way. Well you could hire me to write something for you. But the problem is that I don't do "profile rewrites".

I do, however, teach men and women how to transform their mediocre profiles into expressions of greatness. All the time. You see, were I to write your blasted "essay" for you the real problem might actually be exacerbated rather than helped.

Why?

Simple. Because whether I write your profile or you write it yourself with your head lost in "Sixth Grade Essayland" the issue is the same: It just flat-out won't be YOU TALKING.

As much time as I spend writing stuff, I am no match for YOUR authentic self. And for that matter, neither is your mindset when lapsing into how you were trained as a child to compose theme papers.

The solution?

What you do instead of WRITING your profile at all is...you SPEAK your profile. Because when you SPEAK, your true self is portrayed.

If you have a digital voice recorder around the house, you're all set. If you don't, they're about retail (for a really good one, at that). Fortuitously, the chances are even pretty good that your mobile phone has a voice recorder feature.

Speak what you want to express in your profile narrative into the voice recorder. Then transcribe it. That's all. And don't let me catch you making a "crib sheet" with notes scrawled on it. In order for this exercise to make sense, you must start only with general thoughts in your head rather than hard copy notes or some memorized "lines".

Speak from the heart. Remember how you rephrased the "essay question" itself (as talked about in Part One) and talk to those thoughts.

As retarded as it sounds, if you want to talk to a friend while you record or even pull up the profile of someone you potentially like and talk to it, go for it. Then again, if talking into thin air with your eyes glazed over does it for you, so be it. Whatever puts you into the flow.

When you are through, play it all back and write it down as you spoke it...COMPLETE with the "you knows" and "I'll tell you whats". Use the spell checker and by all means punctuate appropriately, but don't correct your "grammar" or the word smithing itself. If you can upload the digital file to your computer as an MP3 and pause it as it plays that's even better. If it's kind of long, you can even use freeware like Audacity to edit it before you write. You have options.

My educated guess is that your profile narrative-when completed-will sound exactly like YOU talking. Probably because it IS you talking...duh.

And it will stand out from the sea of generic wannabes without a doubt. Your responses will go up because your profile narrative will be REAL. You won't have to write crap like "no games" because you've already DEMONSTRATED that concept. in real-time. Fantastic stuff.

And when you actually meet someone, you'll not have to worry that you'll seem completely different in real life than you did in your profile. Sure the pics will have to match also, but you already know that.

[About the Author]:Scot Mckay is well-known for his monumental The Leading Man program, for his multiple top-ranked podcasts on iTunes and his unique formula for online dating success--in which he objectively demonstrates how to literally dominate one's entire metro area on the dating site of your choice.

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